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Bring in the FEMBOTS!

Our Michelin Star chef was cryogenically frozen back in 1967 and, upon Great Britain going through a culinary renaissance in the late ‘90’s, was defrosted to battle his nemesis, the evil Dr. Evil in the great culinary theater of Iron Chef. After foiling his archenemy’s plan to reveal the secret ingredients for their cook-off, our chef banished Dr. Evil to the cold recesses of space in a giant spaceship replica of Paul Prudhomme.

But alas, Dr. Evil returned to Earth and invented a time machine which sent him back to the ‘60’s and allowed him to steal our chefs mojo, leaving his food totally and utterly SHAGGLESS!

British Intelligence (is that an oxymoron?) has recruited me to work as their secret-undercover agent to travel back in time and rescue our chefs mojo!

Will our International Girl of Mystery be able to recover the chefs mojo? Can she get all his bits and pieces working again? Stay tuned…

1 comment to Bring in the FEMBOTS!

  • Anonymous

    Hey Tina!
    I am so proud of you for doing what you love. Don’t let any one take that.
    Not many people take a chance at life changing experiences like you.
    Love you!
    Sean